Part of my daily morning routine is to comb through the day's news stories and pick out funny or crazy stories. Today, in addition to seeing the cutest little tiny baby tiny little twin koalas (named Amanda and Michelle -- one can only hope this is a conscious ANTM reference), I came across maybe the best headline ever.
First, the story: Basically, in Germany it was ruled that bald men don't have the right to state-funded wigs, which are intended for women and minors.
The headline? - "Want hair? Don't expect insurance toupee for it!"