Saturday, December 24, 2005

Coolface top ten favorite Christmas Songs

10) Silent Night (in German)
9) The Twelve Steps (possible a different word) of Christmas (w/ Jon Denver and the Muppets)
8) The noise the dancing santa makes in Kmart when you pull down his pants to reveal his speaker (usually in the ass region)
7) The noise the old men make when they spot said santa.
6 Jingle Bells (Written in Medford, MA AND non-denominational. One of CoolFace might be Jewish, you don't know.)
5) Put a Little Love in Your Heart (From the closing credits of Srooged)
4) Jingle Bells ("Batman Smells" version)
3) The Night Santa Went Crazy
2) Any thing by Danny Elfman
1) This:

Friday, December 23, 2005

This is the first Blog.

Enjoy it. It won't be the f#%*ing last.