Sunday, April 30, 2006

Show with a Coolface member in it!!

This is a show that all of coolface will be participating it! coolface admits that it did some censoring of the picture, but only because there is a good chance coolfaces' moms might see and we get embarrassed. Its going to be chaotic comedy and mostly music and a free open bar!!!!!


Tuesday, April 25, 2006

coolface's favorite website

just in case we forgot to tell you because we were to busy acting this website out.....this is coolface's favorite website

we hope it will change your life the way it changed ours.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


The "baby" has been born. Just a warning to everyone out there...grab shelter now because you will be hearing about young Suri Cruise (or is it technically Suri Mapother...or is it Suri Ron Hubbard?) about 64 times a day for the next 5 - 8 years. let's just hope that in that time she learns cool tricks to make it worth our couch jumping anyone? i wish that baby would've come out black. that would've really made this all worth our while.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Where Have all the Boondocks Gone??


What the hell is up with this indefinite leave of absence shit? No new cartoons produced, AND its been replaced in the Daily News with some sad ass Opus rip-off. I sweat if Aaron McGruder is pulling a Dave Chappelle, I am so royally pissed. I mean, if I wanted to read this cartoon that was featured in my My Yahoo page this morning, I could have just picked up the frickin’ Boondocks collection book my ex-roommate gave me! Except I left it in Park Slop when I moved, so it would take a few phone calls and a subway ride, but I could do it!

Otherwise, what is the deal? Why is Aaron not making any new cartoons? Anyone know?

The last cartoons he wrote were about Grandpa on MySpace. And then Aaron conveniently disappeared. Katie Holmes, after meeting Tom Cruise, also conviently disappeared (for 16 days). My question is now: Myspace and Scientology…connection?
Hey, isn't even the my space guy called "Tom"? Weird? Doesn’t he look a little “too” happy, and welcoming? I mean, could the guy REALLY be everyone’s friends? Will he soon be offering free My Space “stress tests”, brainwashing our brains, and impregnating us? (Only women.)

I’m not pointing fingers here now, don’t go quoting me on this…infact…I forget what I am talking about.

Oh right. The Boondocks. Bring them back!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

thanks for pimping us out!

in recognition for promoting us all the way from the dirty south, we'd now like to induct Ricky into the Fellowship of the Coolfacelets:

Thanks, Ricky, and welcome. there is complimentary cheese and wine...if nat hasn't taken it all...

Friday, April 14, 2006

'snow way, 'snow how!

We found this nice snow man online. We at coolface are so happy that children today are still as wholesome and fun loving as we used to be! I mean, what is more childlike and pure than a snow man!! With a mustache!! Hm...odd shaped mustache..

Anyway! Look how happy he is!! waving and friendly! Like he wants to be our friend! I sure wish I could be friends with Mr. Snowman!

Fuck it. It's Hitler.

  • aryan twin tweens!
  • Sunday, April 09, 2006

    Ask and Ye Shall Receive

    Coolface would like to recognize Natalie Rose for her outstanding commitment to Coolface. In return for her loyalty, we will now induct her into The Fellowship of the Coolfacelets:


    Welcome Nat. And thanks again for the support.

    Saturday, April 08, 2006

    Coolface wants to know..

    what's with the aversion to underwear, linds?

    Monday, April 03, 2006

    coolface image search

    just did a google image search for coolface. here's one of the winners.
    seriously, don't mess with us before we've had our first cup of coffee.

    Saturday, April 01, 2006

    let us also mourn...again

    one less seagull in the world.

    let us mourn...

    goddammit mitchell hurwitz