650 LBS!!!!! As Becca so eloquently put it, it "gives the gift of mobility to people who are completely immobile. Because they ate themselves into oblivion."
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
A Jazzy Joint Post
Whilst brainstorming ways I can avoid getting on crutches for my latest injury, Becca suggested that I get myself a Jazzy, if just for the comedic image of a young, healthy-looking person riding around on a jazzy. (She also suggested that I attempt to get out of the Jazzy when people are giving me dirty looks, but then fall to the ground as though my legs don't work.) I thought this was a rather good suggestion (for all the aforementioned reasons) and I started researching my Jazzy options. That's when i came across this double-wide bad boy, which I fondly call the Jazzy Deluxe (or the Jazzy Royale):
650 LBS!!!!! As Becca so eloquently put it, it "gives the gift of mobility to people who are completely immobile. Because they ate themselves into oblivion."
650 LBS!!!!! As Becca so eloquently put it, it "gives the gift of mobility to people who are completely immobile. Because they ate themselves into oblivion."
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i think you'll look fly in an xxl jazzy if i do say so myself.
all the cool kids are doing it and when i mean cool kids, i mean just you.
So what you're telling me is that I can eat and eat and eat, and I get rewarded with a rockin ass motor chair and the ability to get handicapped privlidges without the irritation of an actual disability? This is almost motivation to become obese.
i think if you're going to get a mobility device, you should get one that can flip you a little upside down and leave you there outside of some dorm somewhere.
right?
ahahhahaha! right! SO RIGHT!
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