First of all, Happy New Year!! Let's all be Great in '08. And for those of you that will celebrate the Chinese New Year in a few weeks, I hope your Year of the Rat is a prosperous one.
Down to business, I was flipping through some late night tv last night on the television in the room where I spent my formative years....no digital cable there, just a tv plugged into the wall that gets hawaii basic cable (regular channels plus your cartoon network, lifetime, various nickelodeons, spike, etc. a nice mix, but nothing fancy) and i flip past a channel that would've made me do a spit take had i been drinking water at the time. whence i backtracked to the channel, my initial sighting was confirmed. there were two ladies in their mid to late 20's hawking a variety of dildos and vibrators in a qvc-like manner. the one lady who was clearly in charge (i'm sure the type to wear a strap-on whenever possible) did all the descriptions in a quick and impressive manner, while her sidekick would interject every now and again how much she enjoyed particular products. she was a big fan of the jackrabbit series.
how much do you think i just upped cooler than stupids' traffic by including the words "vibrator" "dildo" and "strap-on" in that post and then typing them again in this sentence and again in the post labels?