[american idol is on the television. there are two rather large women, brittany and corliss getting the featured auditioner treatment.]
Brittany: My name is Brittany Wescott
Corliss: And my name is Corliss Smith and we are both 20 years old and we are from Jacksonville, Florida.
Brittany: We like to say that we're sisters, we were probably separated at birth... We like the same food...
Sara: All of it?
i'm going to hell
[edit -- oh now i feel bad because i just watched their audition and really they aren't that big...and also they have lovely voices. damn my conscience!]