Thursday, August 10, 2006

THIS JUST IN!!! BUSH CALLS MUSLIMS FASCISTS!


President Bush shocked me and several other today when he referred to the Muslim extremests we have come to loving call "terrorists" as "fascists". As the word "fascism" most often refers to a political philosphy, or regime that stands for a centralized autocratic government, with "messed up standards" we should then assume that the muslim extremests have taken over the government of all the Middle east, and are no longer opperating out of secret locations in a clandestine manner!

In other news! the Fascists are no longer alowing Americans to carry liquids onto airplanes. Damn those fascists.

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