Tuesday, August 01, 2006

BREAKING NEWS!- A. Rock pulled over for drunk driving

Mr. A. Rock was stopped on Friday for driving under the influence. When the officer that pulled him over tried to arrest Mr. Rock, he ran amok screaming "rock and roll muthafuckas!!". Finally, Officer Mee was able to get Mr. Rock into the patrol car. Mee reports that while in the cruiser, Rock kept banging against the seat and shouting that he "owns Malibu" and he was going to get even with Officer Mee if he had to spend all of his millions to do so. Mr. Rock also went on a tirade against those with a religion differing from his own. It is reported that A. Rock said the following:

"Fucking Twigs! The Twigs and Branches are responsible for all the wars in the world!"

When Mr. Rock arrived at the police station and spotted a female officer eyeing him, he reportedly called her "sugar tits" and might have possibly said that he wanted to "lick her me-hard abs". He then later threatened to release his liquid waste all over the holding cell floor if someone didn't take him to the little rock's room ASAP.

Stay tuned for more updates

1 comment:

Phaea said...

I am so SICK of this anti-stick agenda everyone seems to have! You both come from the same woods!!! I mean, come on!!!!