Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Coolface reporting on violence in Queens

The other day a coolface employee witnessed a squirrel punch a pigeon in the face. The squirrel ran up a tree and holding on to the peanut they were fighting over, stared back menacingly at the stunned pigeon.

You, reader, have been warned. If you get punched in the face by an angry squirrel it’s your own damn fault for not letting him have that peanut you found on the ground. I’m talking to you pigeon! I know you read this blog!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that might be the most amazing story I've ever seen in my life.