Let's take some time to consider the following two quotes from the mouth of our favorite redhead, Lindsay Lohan:
From Nickelodeon magazine:
Q: if you were a teacher, what subject would you teach?
Linds: I think I could teach anything I set my mind to. Maybe Ethics.
--It's really great that Lindsay has such a positive attitude about her career in teaching. I'm sure she COULD teach anything she set her mind to. Except Ethics.
From NY Post via BWE
"If I'm going to give my body to someone I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else."
--This hypocrite wants to be your Ethics teacher.