Thursday, August 09, 2007
An 8 ft. tall Lego man emerged from a Dutch Sea signaling the start of the Great Lego War of '07. We weren't expecting their troops to attack for another couple of months, what with our army all tied up elsewhere, so the authorities are recommending that you stay in your house, and destroy any blocks with circles in them, to prevent the enemy from adding on. The Lego Man brought with him a message on his shirt, but as of yet, no one has been able to decipher it.
Please everyone, stay on your guard. As you can see from the picture, it seems they are only interested in gathering children of the corn.