This will be the #1 post because it is about #1 man The Donald

Donald Trump recently commented on his blog (yeah, i know, right?) about a statement Brad Pitt made in an interview with Esquire magazine about how he and Angelina would not consider marrying until everyone else legally can. Trump thinks that this is just a front Brad is putting up to cover his really "excellent way" to stay a bachelor. I have three things to say about this.

1) Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were first to put off marrying--er--i mean taking a stand for gay rights by saying they they would not wed until everyone else can.
2) you KNOW that this wasn't Brad's idea. like, seriously. come on.
3) he isn't a bachelor, ass. they may not be married but they have 3 kids together. onion loaf head.

this #1 post was brought to you by the following #1 comments made by The Donald himself.

"You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

"All of the women on "The Apprentice" (2004) flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

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