This is where babies come from

In a recent article in the Park Slope Paper, we of the Park Slope Community were informed that Maggie Gyllenhaal, her mate Peter Saarsgard, and their baby (whom we can only hope is named Aaron Aardvark Saarsenhaal) have moved to Sterling Street in the slope. (Yeah, way to completely throw away any privacy the family might've hoped for, Park Slope Paper.) What was most eye-catching about the article was the accompanying picture....paired with the headline in caps:

HELLO, NEIGHBOR!!




Genius.