i was hanging out with my dear friend of, like, 14 years tonight and she asked what comes up when i google myself. i told her it was mostly stuff about some lady named Sara Martinez-Tucker, who is president of some hispanic something or other, and that i don't actually appear until the second or third page. i decided to verify that by googling myself, "sara martinez" again just now, and the first appearance i make, which comes on page 2, is rather curious. actually, it's not only the first appearance i make, but also the ONLY appearance i make on the first ten pages. apparently, i, sara martinez, have a page in the movie section of the nytimes solely because i've worked on a movie with molly shannon and on ivana trump's reality show. how VERY curious! hopefully this post at least ups my google appearances to two. me being sara martinez.
UPDATE: it did NOT up my appearances. at least in the first 10 pages. i didn't have the heart to go on.