Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Greetings from Fantasy Camp

Recently at the camp, the employees were treated to a special movie to celebrate all of our hard work as well as our country's freedom. I, of course, arrived in time for The 2wenty, so i could be treated to exclusive interviews with the casts of hot upcoming flicks. When a behind the scenes look for "Gridiron Gang" came on, I heard someone behind me (probably from the maintenance staff) say, "I want to see that movie, it looks good! Rock is such a good actor."
Ok, first of all, its THE Rock. You call him The Rock, you call him Dwayne, or you call him Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but you do not just call him Rock. That's almost as bad as when a friend of a coolface mom said she wanted to see "The Rent".
Secondly, The Rock is not a good actor. He's just a man with superior control over his eyebrow.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Its good to know you get rewarded for all your hard work.