coolface on vacay!

just in case you all have been wondering where sara is...she just sent us this press release from the "camp" she's working at!!!


ABU GHRAIB IRAQI PRISON FANTASY CAMP
WWW.ABUGHRAIB.ORG

Let the liberal-controlled media whine about how our brave men and women of the U.S. military treat our Iraqi prisoners! REAL Americans know that war is hell and you have to do whatever it takes to get the job done!

For those who "get" that it isn't a picnic over there, we are setting up the Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp. Wish you could be in the military, but you can't for some reason? Want to show our troops you support them? Just want to "blow off some steam" (as Rush Limbaugh so correctly put it)? Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp is here for you! (actual opening date set for Summer '05)

At Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp, Mountain Home, Idaho, you'll find dozens of "Iraqi prisoners" you'll be able to "discipline." Don't worry, they (and you) will be perfectly safe. Unlike in Iraq, we've taken every precaution to protect your safety.

It'll sure FEEL real, though. That's what you're paying us for, after all. Our camp is even built on an actual desert lot. From the time you arrive to the time you leave, you'll feel as if you're really a member of the U.S. military in Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

We're working hard to make your Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp experience as real as safety and the law will allow.

In case you're wondering, the picture above is the actual site on which the Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp is being constructed, even as you read this. The guy in the picture is the creator of the camp. He's wearing the mask to conceal his identity so that the "peace-loving" liberals don't harass him.

Through this fantasy camp we support our troops, unlike the left-wing Commies who work day and night to undercut their efforts at global freedom. Screw you, Commies!

abughraib2004@yahoo.com