Dear Mr. Coolface,
I regret to inform you that I am a happily married rock and have no intentions of leaving my wife, Mrs. Bed Rock, and my three pebbles, Stone, Sediment, and Anthracite for Ms. Anderson-Rock. I prefer my ladies with a little fewer faults, though I can always appreciate good stratification if you know what i mean! I thank you for the recommendation on behalf of the Rock family; including my deceased father, Fossil. You may contact us after we return from our education vacation to Plymouth Rock.