good buddies of coolface are getting married this coming week, and we are proud to work our gift giving magic on them. these will double as a wedding/sorry for kneeing your photographer in the nuts gift.
nothing says thoughtful like a handmade gift - especially when it's a vampire family made out of rotten apples.
we liked the personalized shit (and we mean shit), so we might get them this monogrammed toilet paper. unfortunately coolface had an emergency involving some bad bratwurst, so we can no longer give our friends this gift.
now this is serious art. we expect to see the elvis skull bust displayed prominently in their apartment.
p.s. - it doesn't come with a gift receipt, because this baby is one of a kind! (well...actually...coolface just lost the receipt, shhhhh)
well guys, we can't wait for your open bar, we mean stealing your presents, we mean mooning your grandmother....wedding! we mean wedding!