Friday, June 08, 2007


i have a new favorite judge and his name is michael sauer. i've always known michael to be a fair and honorable judge, based on his initial 45 day sentencing of paris hilton and mandate that she serve her time in jail --- no alternative methods would be acceptable. then her sentence got reduced to 23 days, but at least she'd still be in a real live jail. then she went to jail and the world rejoiced. three days later, she got sent home with an ankle bracelet by the evil sheriff baca because of a mystery "rash"...a rash i'm sure baca himself will have to deal with soon - if you know what i mean. when the world was in uproar, sending emails and making phone calls (why didn't i think of that) protesting paris' release, baca said this idiotic statement: "My message to those who don't like celebrities is that punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice" i don't know what world he's living in, but i'm sure it has swiss bank accounts.

Back to my hunky man--- when Judge Sauer found out that paris was released to finish her sentence under house arrest (in her four bedroom three bathroom house no less) he got MAD!!! He ordered her back in court this morning and her attorney insisted on having Paris "appear" in court via telephone. Sauer wasn't having that either, and sent a sheriff's car to pick her up and bring her in.

Before i go on to the best part, here is a quote from Ms. Hilton herself, in response to her early release: "I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally," she said. "I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

i have so many problems with that statement, that i'm just gonna move on to the good part.

Paris has been ordered back to jail by the Honorable Judge Michael T. Sauer. Oh, and instead of the reduced 23 day sentence, she must now serve the full 45 days. !!!!! !!!!!!! hhahahahajfkle;afjeiao~~~!!!!!! if that's not good enough for you -- she was taken back to prison from court screaming "it's not right" and "mom! mom! mom!". if you search, you can also find pictures of her makeupless and covered in tears in the back of a cop car.

we'll talk about what lessons you've learned in 45 days hilton.

source - [BWE] yahoo


littlejeans said...

This whole thing has been HY LARIOUS!

jabba said...