Monday, January 08, 2007

so many fart jokes...

New York City THREATENED by MYSTERIOUS GAS!!!! Runs out of Acidophilus!!!

I was welcomed at work this morning by an email telling me not to be worried about the mysterious gas smell in the building because it's not just in the the building, but all over half of manhattan. my first thought was "what smell of gas?" and my second was "shouldn't the fact that it's all over the city and not just in the building be cause for concern? I then went to the New York Times site to get to the bottom (haha! bottom! gas? bottom? haha!) of everything and discovered that no one knew what was going on. Later in the day, I stumbled upon (or as an old Spanish teacher would say: you-pon) the above story at wcbstv.com and saw the following headline: Gas Odor Unsettles Jersey City Residents. Umm, no offense to jersey or anything...but doesn't it always smell over there?

2 comments:

ricky said...

New Jersey's the worst.

Anonymous said...

If you smelt it you dealt it. Did you pull somebody's finger by chance?