Thursday, January 18, 2007

An important message from 'Cooler Than Stupid'

As some of you may have surmised a while back, Coolface the comedy group no longer exists. Don’t cry into the heavens while screaming “why God why?” just yet, because Coolface still lives on in our hearts and minds and most of all….on the internet!! We are now…COOLFACE PRESENTS: ‘Cooler than Stupid’ in That’s my JAM!!

The name has changed a bit – but remember, we’ll still treat you with the same disrespect and dishonesty that we always have.

We, the award-winning ‘Cooler than Stupid’ contributors would like to introduce ourselves – this blog is the mutant brainchild of the Esteemed Sara Martinez (the 5th Grade School Spelling Bee Champion and Third Place in the Black History Portrait contest of 2nd Grade) and the Honorable Becca Jones (recipient of the perfect attendance award in third grade and winner of $2 from a $1 scratch off lottery ticket).

Sara Martinez - talking to a guy and a girl, standing behind the guy wearing the blue hat and in front of the three girls talking.

Becca Jones - Wearing a mustache, a beret and a scarf, between miss pac man and cruella deville

And remember, as the wise Brooke Shields once said: “If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life”.

Please direct any complaints to our customer service departement located in the starbucks bathroom at the corner of 47th street and 8th ave.

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