a coolface friend and a coolfacer have an orphan thanksgiving together. the coolface friend suggests that chinese food is ordered for the feast. the coolfacer points out that maybe nothing will be open because--after all, it is thanksgiving. the coolface friend pooh-poohs this thought and says that it is TRADITION to not eat turkey on thanksgiving and these chinese food restaurants will NOT attempt to assimilate. Four chinese food restaurants are called, all of which are closed. after throwing a fit, coolface friend calls the one place he knows for sure is open for their hearty thanksgiving meal...Domino's Pizza. The pizza is delivered by a chinese man.