it's time for another educational pictoral essay from coolface!

today we tell you a cautionary tale about....ALOE!

you may initially be surprised by the feeling of euphoria which the giant aloe leaf produces.


you will then want to display your love of aloe to the world and call yourself the aloe-gator. your friends won't get your pun until 2 days later.


which in turn will cause delusions of grandure and hallucinations - you will believe that you are in a rock band as you play a fat riff on your aloe-guitar.


you will then grow aloe hands and molest people.


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