Thursday, May 25, 2006
America has most likely forgotten who he is by now, but...
...last night Taylor Hicks was crowned the fifth American Idol. America immediately regrets its decision when, upon winning, Hicks performs the majority of his "debut single" out of tune.
America then realizes that voting for someone because he's quirky, dances funny, has gray hair, and shouts "soul patrol!" excessively enough to make some people think he has a very peculiar type of tourette's is really only fun when you can watch the dude. Which you can't really do with a cd. America then shrugs.