Tuesday, April 18, 2006

BRACE YOURSELVES

The "baby" has been born. Just a warning to everyone out there...grab shelter now because you will be hearing about young Suri Cruise (or is it technically Suri Mapother...or is it Suri Ron Hubbard?) about 64 times a day for the next 5 - 8 years. let's just hope that in that time she learns cool tricks to make it worth our while...baby couch jumping anyone? i wish that baby would've come out black. that would've really made this all worth our while.

3 comments:

nat said...

How weird is it given their fued over using antidepressants for post partum depression how weird is it that Tom Cruise and Brooke Shield's babies were born on the same day?

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/news/3646/">Article about Brook's baby that mentions her previous antidepressant usage.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060418/114541146000.html Article about Tom's baby but no mention of him eating placenta.I know gross but couldn't help but mentioning it.

I mean is this just a strange coincidence?

Am I reading too much into this?

Coolface said...

wow. i don't think you're reading too much into this at all. this is indeed interesting...especially when you consider that the date of conception was kept a secret...this all could've been orchestrated. keep up the good work nat

Ricky said...

I read that Suri bursted through Katie Holmes stomach like in Aliens. I don't have a website to reference though, because I just made that up.