public peeing - law enforcement edition

i'm not sure how to classify this post - so i am creating a new cooler than stupid category called the public peeing spotlight!

welcome to the first installment of the public peeing spotlight!

the star of todays spotlight is a man i passed yesterday it who was peeing all over a police car.

it was broad daylight on a pretty populated street and i heard the sound of water flowing...it sounded distinctly of water flowing, but i thought nahhh, couldn't be! but there he was - taking a wiz (how the hell do you spell wiz?) all over a cop car.

if i were a malicious cop car peer (which i am most definitely not!) i think i would pee on the handle on the door....