SRC: Hey Paula! Stop Crying!!

The episode wherein Paula plays a prank, gets fired from Bratz, and goes on Letterman.

In an effort to really get into the mind of Paula, I am starting this recap a couple beers in...

Is it just me..or wasn't the show's theme song "straight up"? Paula is terrible at playing it cool after a prank. you can't tell me this bitch is sober. she also didn't even take the jerky out of the package!!

Paula, listen to me, it is a blessing that your services are no longer required with the Bratz movie. for real. stop crying. it makes your eyes go wonky. also, real classy that she was told by email at two in the morning.

Paula loses her earring and the only place she keeps checking is her ear. Trust me. It's not there. Paula's hair/makeup stylist looks like a supergay version of my high school drama teacher, mr. hale.

Paula is A TRAINWRECK!! Take control of your own life. also, if flights are cancelled due to weather, it's usually gonna affect most of the airlines. just fyi.

Yeah, consultant, you're only there for moral support. i'm sure...that's what paula had a full on break down over...him not being there for moral support. is that what's on those index cards there, P? Moral support? And...maybe i missed this in last week's episode, but did her publicist quit yet? because he's not around here.

just say it, new assistant, paula is difficult.

What are you saying, mushmouth? You're WASTED!!

I'd be scared too, crazy fan girl.

And now let's see if Paula fulfilled our episode checklist this week:

√ Paula "works so hard" that she's "super exhausted"
√ Paula has an event that she shows up late to.
_ Paula borrows cash from her staff
√ Complains about being mistreated
√ Paula says a bunch of crazy shit,
√ Paula cries
_ Paula gets the 'truth' out

Five out of Seven...not bad

SRC: Hey Paula! You ask for it!

Argh! Silly stupid me forgot this show was on thursdays, and now i am still two episodes behind. i don't think i've seen the very first ep yet and now this past week's. The good news is i only have one more age of love ep to catch up with to be on top of that. The following paragraph covers the Hey Paula episode in which Paula cries, gets free shit, and gets another award.

Paula wants to know what to do to stop people thinking she does drugs. I say she should probably stop doing drugs. or at least going out in public after she does them. She very emphatically says "I DON'T DO -- recreational -- DRUGS!!" Very suspect. Drugs or no, Paula, you act like a loopy loon...so that's what is probs ruining your rep. Paula cries about it at her meeting. awkward. at a gifting event, she picks up a necklace and says "oh, just $300,00! Just another 300 years of american idol." are you telling us you make $1,000 a season paula? Girl, why do you always make your assistants tip for you!? carry some cash around woman! i would HATE to work for her. Paula is BAT SHIT CRAZY!

i'm sensing a theme for each ep, and it is as follows:

paula works so hard that she's super exhausted (though..we never really see her work..we just see her say how exhausted she is) she has an event that she shows up late to. she borrows cash from her staff (vending machines, tips, starbucks, etc). there's some complaining about being mistreated. then she says a bunch of crazy shit, cries, gets the 'truth' out, and ends the ep with a smile.

:)

SRC: Hey Paula! You CRAZY!!

So, I've decided that i'm probably not going to do an ep to ep recapping of Hey Paula, mainly because every single one would look like this:

Paula is a HOT MESS!!! OMG!!! No she didn't!!! Paula is bat shit crazy!! She did what?!?!? That bitch is on the sauce! I'll have what she's having!!

and so on... I know this after seeing just one episode. But I beg everyone out there...if you have Bravo and want to see a hilarious train wreck in slow motion, then tune in every thursday. just because i'm not recapping each episode, don't mean there won't be loads to discuss.

a message from sara

hello. i'm sara. you may know me from such things as this blog, or, life. i wanted to explain my recent absence - as becca mentioned, i was in the middle of a move. and because i was moving from a tiny room where all the furniture i had to my name was two bookshelves and a desk into an entire apartment with rooms like a kitchen and a living room, i had to buy furniture and stuff to keep me occupied. and then i had to put it all together. all the while, i had my mother in tow. so, i didn't want to be rude and watch reality shows and post about them whilst my mom twiddled her thumbs. oh also, i just got the cablez and the internetz back last friday. so i have a lot of catching up to do... three eps of Hey Paula and two of Age of Love -- i'll do my best to give them their proper due in a timely manner.

the most exciting thing you guys have missed in my life is that i gave an old lady the finger. it was quite a rush.