Thursday, January 08, 2009

Casting Bag: Fires of Rome "Set in Stone"

This casting notice caught my eye because of my ethnic ambiguity/miscellaneous princessness. but then i continued reading and figured it would be better suited for the casting bag:

Non-Union Actress: Female, ethnically ambiguous, 18-30 for a stylized slow motion music video. You will be dancing in headdress with Afghan hounds in front of small, low velocity wind machine. Must dance and move well.

2 comments:

a*dizzle said...

Um, is this not the role I was BORN TO PLAY? Those tap and go-go classes aren't for nuthin' dood.

Anonymous said...

miscellaneous princess must be sleek like jungle cat (feline of unclear genus, possessing of stealthy maneuverability; of vague sleekness and slightly menacing- cryptically patterned)... That casting call was very p.c.

Now I must type in "tometa," I wonder if it will work if I prefer to say "tomat-o?"