WRC: PH2 - I Love Being Busty

PH List of Amazing:

30. My VCR decided to properly record this time.

31. This is what i've missed - "finger painting" as a euphemism for doing it. A bunch of people hooking up. Actual finger painting. James tried to take Raheim's lady Tidisha, but not before telling her he's also into Lauren. And Nate checked out of paradise hotel, thank god he could leave with his dignity. rip nate. also, raheim made a move for lauren and james got all pissy about it. Remember back when all they cared about was sharing, because it was caring?

32. The new girl arrives, Stephanie, from Houston...and she's a 22 year old hot girl that 'loves being busty'. This could be a problem for the girls. Especially because all the dudes think she's perfect (aka - she has a huge rack).

33. This week's party: beach party!

34. Stephanie immediately asks for a shot of tequila and a long island iced tea. this girl knows how to fit in.

35. The girls give krista the stink eye because she's trying to make friends with the new girl. All the boys want talk about banging the new girl. Oh, look, that must be the new guy. I'm told his name is Johnny...he looks like a bit of a meathead.

36. Yes! We've started with the proclamations of just "being here to play the game" which is extra hilarious because there really is no fucking game. or, the game is strategically sleep with people enough so that you stick around but not too much so that everyone hates you.

37. New girl gets drunk at, like, lunch, and then everyone discovers her downside- she won't shut up and is kind of an annoying drunk. In short, they all still want to bang her, but they want to duct tape her mouth shut first.

38. Charté informs us that she believes that Stephanie has groped her more than any dudes have groped her. I don't know if that says something about Stephanie or something about Charté.

39. Stephanie, still wasted, has Raheim, Tihidra, and Charté in her room helping her get dressed. When Ryan calls her to try and talk dirty (which doesn't work because she's so drunk) she says 'there are three people in my room right now.' he asks who and she shouts to them "what are y'alls names?". i'm resisting making a joke here.

40. Tihidra and Charté leave and Stephanie sloppily pounces on Raheim's neck. It..doesn't look sexy. Raheim i think now knows what the phrase "careful what you wish for" means.

41. Shockingly, Raheim refuses to take advantage of drunk Stephanie and helps her put her belt back on her pants. who knew?

42. Ryan (or James? meh) discusses with Charté how one of the guys has to sleep with the new girl for the night solely to blow her immunity so they can get her out of the hotel. Man, talk about fucked up.

43. Charté and Tihidra talk about Krista literally four feet away from her. Like, there's a u couch, t and c are on the middle part and krista was on the stem and they were actually talking as though that she wasn't there. it was ridiculous!!

44. Mike is still disgusting. He says to Ryan that girls couldn't keep up with him and called him a sex maniac. liar.

45. Stupid Mike, who is so set with Tanya...like they're doin it and they're both getting emotionally invested and then mike tells us that he's not here to get a girlfriend. wuh oh. He then, idiot, tells Tanya that he would totally hook up with Stephanie and the only reason he wouldn't is because he doesn't want her to like him (don't worry). he just wants to fuck her and throw her away. and then he doesn't understand when Tanya gets mad. She then tells us that he will be cut off if he sleeps with anyone else. Everyone's whistling a different tune than they were in the beginning.

46. They keep telling me there is a girl named Lauren, but she is barely in this show.

47. eep! it's over.

next time, a girl gets eliminated, and james and raheim fight over lauren. (who?)