Cooler than Stupid in That's my JAM!!!!

I'm not sure why I think this is funny (maybe it's not), but I was looking at the reviews for jet blue on yelp.com - here, and there have nothing but rave reviews (5 stars!)....obviously none of those reviewers flew jet blue last week!


Now what you've really been waiting for! I am in the process of composing a song about jet blue entitled the jet blues. It's to the tune of the kraft macaroni and cheese commercial where the kid sings a song that goes something like this:

I got the blues
kraft macaroni and cheese,
the blue box please!


When momma wants to please me
she's only got to cheese me!
I got the blues..


I figure the lyrics for my song will go something like this:


I got the blues
I flew jet blue and it blew
They didn't even reimburse me!


If you think this airlines great
ask the people who were stuck at the gate (for 12 hours)
I go the blues


So it's not as well thought out as I would like, but this is the best my brain can do at 9:00AM on a Wednesday morning.

p.s. - I have never actually flown jet blue, but i know some people who got screwed over by them last week. It obviously means that i should get some money back from jet blue by default.